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Thursday, June 4, 2009

$10 Shirt.Woot: Dystopia Dark Lager

4 pennies earned

And I thought the Samuel Adams guy was a bit weird. The spokesman for this beer is completely jacked up. He looks like a combination between Gomez, from the Addams family, and a mad scientist. But I suppose that makes sense, given the beer begins with the word, "dystopia." Of course it's going to be anything but idyllic. I just hope it doesn't taste like motor oil, or arsenic. I'm pretty sure it would kill me. Let's hope this dark lager is one of those drinks that pleasantly surprises.

For good or for evil, I just hope the beer doesn't turn you into a mirror image of the guy on the bottle. You're going to be doing a lot more than brewing if that happens.
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4 pennies earned:

gambit07 said...

this really reminds me of bioshock for some reason

Victor said...

Ah lager... one of my math professors taught us the difference between ale and lager because he brews his own beer in his basement.

Eden said...

And you're going to keep the secret all to yourself?

Victor said...


I would say that I only said yes because I'm evil, but really, I forgot the difference. I do remember the math he taught though!

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