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Friday, June 19, 2009

$12 Teextile: Premium Panda

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Kookylove destroys our peaceful, plant-eating image of pandas. You can try and cuddle this dude, but he'll probably bust a cap in your head. Why he's called a "Premium Panda," I couldn't tell ya. He looks more like a gansta panda to me. He'll mess up your bamboo patch, with guns blazing. His jeans'll survive, as he jumps in his friend's get-away car. You can be sure he'll have black and white babes all over that six-pack later. And you can bet he'll look exactly like this, if you disturb him.

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