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Tuesday, July 21, 2009

$10 RIPT: Plock Corn

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I'm not sure I'm going to be able to enjoy popcorn after this. Thanks, Tobe Fonseca. Appreciate it. Really.

I don't know this just something about seeing a sentient ear of corn losing an eye to a sudden popping. Normally I would go for that white, fluffy, goodness. But not here. It looks more like an outbreak of corn pimples, or worse -- corn pox.

I agree with the other ear here; that's a pretty surprising, gruesome sight to behold. It only stands that next time it won't just be an eyeball. It'll be his chest, or his arms.

Either way, I'm sorry to say, man, but it's going to get a lot worse from here on out. The best you can hope for, is that people don't start lining up with bowls, and melted butter.

What are your thoughts?
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