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Wednesday, July 29, 2009

$10 Shirt.Woot: Apesplosion

2 pennies earned

Aah! Not the face!

"It's an Apespolsion!" And I thought getting crap thrown at me was scary. This takes the cake. Crap's bad, but a simian being launched at my head? Dude, he's twice as strong as me, he's got nasty teeth, and fur. I'm allergic to dander.

And anyway, I'm pretty sure that ain't his play-face.

2 pennies earned:

tmalloy411 said...

Did anyone mention that the shirt is underwhelming to the point that (and let me interject here that I absolutely LOVE monkeys in every size, shape, and fashion) were one to wear it, people would more than likely find themselves falling into narcoleptic fits of sleeping rage. I once found a dutch chiffarobe in my grandmother's attic, and I trembled as I opened the thing, and when I opened the door, a single balloon fell out, bounced twice on the ground, and then settled into a pile of Pink Panther brand insulation. I didn't think the sense of disappointment I felt on that day could be replicated, but it has been and I find its replication in this sadly stupid monkey shirt.

Eden said...

So...you wouldn't happen to be looking for work, would you?

What are your thoughts?
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