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Thursday, August 6, 2009

$12 Teextile: Choose Wisely

12 pennies earned

I know I've said certain shirts were just wrong in the past, but this one is seriously wrong!!! These amphibians and reptiles are just stuck with what they've wrongfully been strapped with.

I as a lowly human can merely take from my common knowledge of basic shapes that the frog/toad has some kind of plant, while the turtle has a water gun and the lizard obviously has a candle.

Is Draike telling us that these creatures are stranded on an island somewhere, and if the lizard turns to his left he will ignite the plant (their only known food source) while trying to retrieve the water gun (ditto for water) from the turtle's back? On top of that, the lizard has the only heat source strapped to his tail and it's melting!

Perhaps I'm looking at this from an incorrect perspective. Please help me out if anyone more thoroughly understands this conundrum of a horrible situation. Find out what Order turtles belong to by fishing out the bold letters and unscrambling them. C'mon, Thomas!

12 pennies earned:

Anonymous said...

I do believe that's salamander in the middle.
And that this shirt would be completely awesome if I really wanted to collect them all.

Anonymous said...

*a* salamander
and although I know it shouldn't, this also reminds me of Battle Royale...

Wes Shull said...

testudines... am I missing something, or is nobody else even trying anymore?

Anonymous said...

I don't think the OP is even trying anymore... from the article: "Find out what Order turtles belong to by fishing out the bold letters and unscrambling them. C'mon, Thomas!"

Chaz said...

They're Pokemon!

Left is Bulbasaur. (A frog with a bulb)

Center is Charmander. (A salamander with a tail on fire)

Right is Squirtle. (A turtle that shoots water)

Jaime said...

That's right!!! It's been sooo long since I've played that. Thanks for the correction!

sumit said...

I thought it was really obvious that they were pokemon.

I want to get both colors.

Eden said...

I thought it was obvious too and I never ever played Pokemon. I thought Jaime was just yanking our respective chains.

Thanks, Anony, for giving me a chance to learn that OP means "original poster". I've gotta get on more forums...

Jaime said...

Hence the name of the shirt as well, huh? Guess my mind wasn't in the right place at the time. I usually pick up on that stuff. Thanks again for reading!

Anonymous said...

The best realistic Pokemon is still AHNOLD, AHNOLD!

Thomas said...

Well. It's testudines. But Anony already said that.

Jaime said...

Be on your toes for these next ones.

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