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Saturday, August 15, 2009

$9 TeeFury: 80 MPH

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"License and registration, please. Sir, aren't you a bit small to be driving so fast? At your stature, a crash going 80 MPH would be more likely to kill you than a small child."

"What, so nowa you people hava problem witha my size?? Fine, giva mea musharoom. I'll show you a sizea problem!!"

"You people? Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to retard your anger level and step out of the vehicle immediately."

"Why'sa that? Because you wanna geta betta view ofa my heighta? I thinka notta. You hava no probable causa."

"Mr. Mario, I would appreciate your cooperation in this matter. Please step out of your vehicle."

"I do notta needa to step outta the car fora you to look ata my license and registration. So ifa you don't hava warrant to searcha my car, anda you're not arrestinga me, I'm outta herea!"

-By davidfromdallas.