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Saturday, August 1, 2009

$9 TeeFury: Animal Explosion

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Matty M. Cipov, you're being awfully water-inhabiting-animal-biased! That's okay. You just have to make up for it some other time. I'm serious. I better see some land dwellers immediately or there will be consequences.

For the time being, we'll let him slide. Now, it's time for some fun dialogue!
Bernard the Walrus: "Huh huh huh...I'm feeling especially hungry for some mackerel today."
Tiberius the Cheetah: "YOU'RE HUNGRY EVERY DAY, YOU BIG DUMB ANIMAL."
(Hand fence raises between Bernard and fish)
Dexter the Rabbit: "This one's mine. Freshly killed, and a perfect spot for me to take a quick nap."
Note: Don't look confused. Everyone knows rabbits can be deadly. Watch Python's Holy Grail for a refresher.
Tiberius: "THIS STUPID SHARK BETTER MOVE QUICK BEFORE I FREAK OUT"
Herman the Shark: see below for reply...

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