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Sunday, August 16, 2009

$9 TeeFury: The Ripper

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Oh, Andy Potts. There you go, hinting at that wish-you-had-the-time-to-go-on-a-killing-spree-but-you-don't-have-enough-money-to-get-away-with-it-for-long-because-you-design-t-shirts-for-a-living phase.

Better to live vicariously through those that have possessed the resources to pull off the most gruesome, gory, ridiculously unchecked raids through the killer's livestock that is the human race.

Folks, if you're ever feeling killer-ish, draw some cameos of a few three-named fellas and that should cure it. If not, drink two shots of tequila (only if you're of age--try a few red bulls if you're not) followed by a squeeze of lime and a lick of salt, followed a glass of water, and sleep on it.