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Monday, September 28, 2009

ShirtaDay: Save A Drum - Bang A Drummer

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Very clever, SaD.

Why spend hundreds of dollars on a drum set? If you want to bang something, get a drummer to sleep with you. I don't know about the rest of you, but I would think that that would amount to the same thing. I don't think a music man would just let you bang around his cymbals for free.

I guess it depends on how attractive you are.

I would prefer the sound of actual drums to an aroused drummer. I don't think those are quite the same thing, and as enjoyable.

We have sex and rock 'n roll. Now all we need is some weed, and we've just completed the age-old trifecta.

What are your thoughts?
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