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Tuesday, October 20, 2009

$10 RIPT Apparel: Naughty Nurse

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Don't trust me on this one. I am not the audience for this shirt. I say that proudly because it means that I have a shred of intellectual integrity (only a shred). There is no part of this shirt that would even begin to appeal to me even in the most abstract sense.

To paraphrase and distort Roger Ebert, I hated, hated, hated this t-shirt. I hated every stupid, misogynistic, cliched detail of it. I hated the colors, I hated the idea, I hated the poor girl's misused face. What's that, Matt Gregg? She's telling us to shush? Gladly. I'll shush. I hope never to mention or think of this silly excuse for a t-shirt again.