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Sunday, October 18, 2009

$10 RIPT Apparel: Rock Lobster

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One dollar. Two dollars. Two-fifty. Three. Four. Five. . . .

Fifteen dollars! Twenty. And the giant lobster claws go to DudefromMaine for twenty dollars.

That's right, I'm reliving my most haunting and hurtful ebay bidding war loss: a real-life giant lobster claw. The bidding started at a dollar and I didn't give up till fifteen. What a shame. Giant lobster claws have so many uses!

But I digress. As I so often do. Did I ever tell you about the time that I had a green ant bite on the sole of my foot--??

Ack, focus! This shirt is awesome! It makes me wish I had that long lost claw! It makes me hope for happier claws in the future! It makes me want to listen to the B-52s! I'm from Georgia so everything makes me want to listen to them. But. Still. Thanks, MJ, for the great shirt about a great song. Rock lobster. Fifteen dollars.