Bookmark and Share Subscribe to our RSS
Tuesday, October 6, 2009

$10 RIPT Apparel: Yo! Donut

Join the conversation

Yo, Donut! Yeah, hi, there. I hope you don't hate me for saying this, but I would normally be all over you. All that frosting, and that melt in your mouth goodness. But, I don't know man. I'd rather not have my breakfast waving at me. I also like to not see teeth. The fact that they're pointed is a turnoff.

I also don't want to hear your screams of agony. The crunch of your sprinkles just wouldn't hide it.

Thanks, Kristian Hay, but I think I'll pass on this Krispy Kreme king. I don't really want a "do" nut, anyway. I'd rather have a "dough" nut.

Made from better ingredients, if you know what I mean.

I think the Japanese Katakana at the bottom is spelled wrong.
It's ドナツ (donatsu), which is fine, for "doughnuts," plural. But I was thinking more like: 
ドナト. (donato), "doughnut."
But, that might be just me. I took Japanese, so maybe I'm just picky about this stuff. No criticism intended.