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Sunday, October 25, 2009

$10 Shirt.Woot: I Like Candy

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Let's do an experiment. Set up a Ouija board in the darkest corner of your house. Light some candles (pumpkin scented will work, yes). Invite some friends over. Intone with sufficient gravity: "Ack ye spirites of ye yonder Ouija board, filleth us with yon glamor and wisdome."

The odds are 10:1 that the Ouija board will reply: REAL SKELLINGTONS DON'T EAT CANDY AND LITTLE BOYS SHOULD BE IN BED AT THIS HOUR.

Which puts the provenance of Drakxxx's t-shirt image in serious doubt. Whom to believe? Well, we never let a little thing like reality get in our way around here. Which is why I won't point out that the bat balloon simply could not exist. Because it's cool and I like it. And I feel the same way about this shirt.