I have a new song for you. It goes like this:
Ee ow ee ow ee ow ee ow ee ow ee ow ee ow!!
I thought of it while examining the latest Tee Fury teeshirt by Nathan Stillie. Something about this shirt just makes me want to sing my new song. And I think you should sing it, too. Let's all of us go buy this shirt and sit around a campfire telling ghost stories, urban legends, and tales of plastic surgery disasters. And then, when the fire is mere ashes and the sun has yet to rise, we will cry out into the crisp, ebony sky: EE OW EE OW EE OW!
And fall asleep to dreams of caribou.