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Thursday, October 1, 2009

$9 TeeFury: Elephat

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Ah, observe the creature in its natural habita---uh... Well, that one's gettin' groovy. It seems to understand the concept of a musical beat, and additional seems to be reacting to it with much fervor. How could this possibly be, laser bread?

It's a big animal with a boombox. But not just any animal...it's the one with a trunk (where most people put the speaker box, so that's funny) and huge tusks that work well for accentuating head bobbing. Huge ears also help to eliminate all other possible choices for cool music-loving animals, as they possess a special flapping quality, equivalent to a human's clapping when lifted and brought down against the side with a measurable amount of force.